Girly Swirly Doodad

The best layout is the one that has the girly girl swirly doodads with all the fancy sparkly fluff that nobody really understands anyway.  I mean cmon is that really the way you want to represent yourself?  There are some sweet layouts out there that will put yours to shame, but do you even think for one second about going and checking them out?  Nope.  You stick with the same old blablabla and so it goes.  I am respectfully going to have to ask you to remove everyone from your friends list while you go through this transisition to a much better profile page because its going to be a lot of serious stuff.