IN the year 2009 MySpace layouts will be the way most people will focus their efforts on creating a name for themselves.  This used to be a job that would cost people money but know people are starting to do it themselves with all the free tools available.  The download templates are a  great way to get started with a premade design that shows a lot about a persons interest, the type of music they enjoy and the hobbies they participate in.

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When someone wants an abercrombie layout for their myspace page it usually would require a lot of work for someone designing it.  The page would take a considerable time to create and could run several hundred dollars.  Now with the free tools available to people this is becoming much less difficult to do.  Its great when people see profiles that have a nice design because it shows that the person is truly interested in their profile and it is a better way to maintain the friendships they have made on MySpace. 

 
 


Maybe you are looking for a really cute layout with lights and flashy glitter with easy to make little smileys.  If that sounds like you that is probably another example of using what has already been produced.  These premade backgrounds are a lot better than you think and can easily be customized once you see it on your page.  Its a lot easier to make small subtle changes than to try and restructure the entire page.  Its very easy to cause rendering problems in other browsers and you might not know anything is wrong until someone points it out to you.  This can cause you to lose many friends and make others hate you for your rebel type attitudes towards trying to be the myspace design hacker guru that you clearly are not.

There is not a better way to pick up chicks that to use my infamous pimp my myspace page designer.  You will be clocking lots of dollas and you all got gold when you see the man with the pimp background layouts have all the ladies.  I bet if you were to ask everyone you know that has a pimped out, slick, sweet-talkin myspace layout they will tell you that it has made them famous.  Its not just about who you are its about how you come across as a myspace ninja player with glitter glow stick chicks that want you to do a page for them the next thing you know its gonna be twitter chicks that won't stop calling you looking for the next little glittery glam shoe box girl sweater pullover that matches your pimp profile and nobody else can touch.

 

Html is a fairly easy one to learn, in face you can learn it one hour, but when you attempt to combine the html changes to your category layout changes you can really start to cause yourself some grief.  The way to think about it is this, if you are comfortable changing the types of blogger layouts that you have and have been successful at then I would recommend it.  If not then you are probably better of just downloading one of the free templates so you can at least see how the new designs are implem


There is simply no excuse for the laziness that you have obviously communicated in your myspace profile for all of your friends to see.  If I was your friend, which I am happy to be, that is if I wasn't spending all my time over on facebook where you can't design your page then I would probably be your friend.  The fact is that its that 80's crap when you have music playing when someone first goes to your page so for god sakes please mute that crap, I'm really tired of it and I could care less what type of music you like.

I have to say that looking at your yellow and blue polka dot black background with pink pinstripes is making me want to have you banned from myspace.  There is simply no excuse for that type of disregard and you should be ashamed of yourself.  Its really not that hard to look as good as you should so I say take one second of your precious time and check out my free layouts because you will never have to deal with it agian.


The best layout is the one that has the girly girl swirly doodads with all the fancy sparkly fluff that nobody really understands anyway.  I mean cmon is that really the way you want to represent yourself?  There are some sweet layouts out there that will put yours to shame, but do you even think for one second about going and checking them out?  Nope.  You stick with the same old blablabla and so it goes.  I am respectfully going to have to ask you to remove everyone from your friends list while you go through this transisition to a much better profile page because its going to be a lot of serious stuff.

There you go again thinking you are going to take over the world because you just got $50,000 in your account, with your fancy myspace profile and all the neat colors of the rainbow you have there.  Are you serious, I could go blind staring at that page so I seriously suggest that you take a deep breath and then let me know when you are ready to make the change.  I will teach you everything I know but first I need you to download some stuff because until then you are not going to get it.

Some awesome layouts are the ones you see that people have spent a fortune in having made, but thats not always necessary.  These custom designs can be very frustrating because of the difficulty in communicating what the person may or may not like about a particular design.  We believe that the best way to get started in this is to use one of the free myspace layouts that we provide so you can get an idea of what you might like to change.  Some people want to jump right in and start modifying the background codes but that might cause some html rendering problems that can result in some costly repairs.  There is also some good css design templates that you can try if you are really interested in a DIY approach.  Although these types of things can take quite a bit longer to achieve.

When I suggest to people that they have some understanding of html before they start trying to tackle their own background codes they often complain that their computer is slow and needs to be fixed.  That is often an issue for beginners, so ensuring that your computer is in good working order will make a difference in how much time it takes.


If you have been reading along and wonder about how to make your cursors bling then step off because that is information you don't just ask for you earn.  Why should I share all of my codes with you when you will just claim them for yourself at the next bonfire party you have because of all the friends you made with your new profile.  Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be a hater I just want you to show some respect for those who have been here doing this kind of bullshit so you don't have to.

If I had a nickel for everytime someone wanted me to make them a Disney Myspace page it would be ridiculous because they don't have enough in circulation.  I would have to ask for dimes, and I'm not talking about a March for Dimes.  And if I'm trying to make it big then I should say you all need to learn a few things from me and download the crap on this page so I will not have to write any more of this nonsense that does nothing but give me a headache when I think of all the words I just wrote in one sentence.

ecause you will never have to deal with it agian.

 

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